Welcome back to Cover Snark!
Amanda: Look at those teeny tiny rings
I imagine she laid all these things out on the bed for her husband to come home to lol
Elyse: Are the rings for the babies after they’re born?
Sarah: The marketing message here is very confusing. Is there an order of operations here?
From Karen H: This cover isn’t awful except for the blonde. The guy looks like an actual photograph but she definitely looks like an AI image. That wouldn’t be so bad except her hands, especially the left one without the thumb, are pretty creepy in my opinion. Oh, wait, I just noticed the weird tattoo (or something) on his left arm below the swirly shoulder tattoo. It kind of looks like somebody just scratched some lines on there.
Sarah: Her hands are indeed weird, as is his tattoo, and now I’ve been staring so long I can see the whole cover when I close my eyes
Elyse: for some reason her part looks like a unicorn horn when I first glance at it.
Sarah: Looking at her left hand again, the one on the front of his shoulder…is she folding his pectoral and trapezius? Like is he a fold-up doll of some short? Does he roll up like a slippery sleeping bag?
From Leslie: Goldfinger is playing in the background. Big Bang is happening between them, a celestial explosion or a random firework display. Is she pushing him away because he looks like a random statue?
Sarah: He’s really tall. His neck is tall. Like I can’t stop staring at his neck.
Is his height all in the neck? Nah, his waistband is even with her bra. Egads he is a tall man.
Amanda: Sorry his name is Sheffrou?
Sarah: Also? Leslie is right. That “explosion” between them is…you know, I’m not even going to get into it.
From jfhobbit in our podcast patreon
Elyse: Florida Man
Tara: I’m sorry, but WHAT?!
Amanda: I thought the title was Fuck-o-dile.
Sarah: Fuck-o-dile is what I see too.
In related news: still hate this font.
Oh. OH! I get it now. It’s Fuak-o-dife!